hi
revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

I need this for… reasons.

revedas:

babynatxo:

dandelionpunx:

Whoever wants to eat cookie dough and not get salmonella. Here ya go!

omg

Every woman? EVERY PERSON ON EARTH, MARS, OR WHEREVER THE HELL YOU ARE SHOULD HAVE THIS RECIPE.

I need this for… reasons.

knight-enchanter:

everything-is-stickers:

drtanner:

bigbigtruck:

nostalgebraist:

I’ve been having a bad time lately but someone posted this on Facebook and it provided a moment of pure joy

I haven’t laughed this hard in weeks

I lost it at “go home in a six pack”

UP YOURS

THE DARK LONG OF THE SHOE

LMAO

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prozdvoices:

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You’ve earned it, Margaret.

Original comic by Jim Benton

Disney is cheating.

This is too cute to be legal!

asnarkytree:

This tastes like satisfaction, and eggnog. Both taste wonderful.

Now that I look at this you get to see the delightful mess that is my home. But hey, it’s a home, not just a house.

asnarkytree:

This tastes like satisfaction, and eggnog. Both taste wonderful.

Now that I look at this you get to see the delightful mess that is my home. But hey, it’s a home, not just a house.

This tastes like satisfaction, and eggnog. Both taste wonderful.

This tastes like satisfaction, and eggnog. Both taste wonderful.

honeybuttmod:

twixie-answers-mod:

imcomboo-ready:

aggressivelyspoopyanderson:

stephenkawking:

fappuclno:

mama-ymir:

imsuchacreep:

frickity-dickity:

cookiebandit23:

docteryn:

makeitearlgrey:

tardis-mind-palace:

dredsina:

doctorwhothefuckisthis:

gutsygumshoe:

hakuryuusquad:

some people think that school food isnt all that bad and that we’re just whiny teenagers
u fucking get a rock solid jug of rotten milk then tell me that we’re just whiny teenagers

My freshman year of high school i got applesauce for lunch and when I opened it, a cloud of mold poofed out I feel this post on an emotional level

I broke my pb&j sandwich on the table once, it smashed into 7 pieces.

our hot dogs in elementary school were green

what the shit america

i once threw a chocolate chip cookie while emphasizing something in first grade…..it broke a window. and one kid got horribly sick because his uncrustable was filled with some form of near deadly mold

I girl at my sisters lunch table took a bite of her friends bread stick and their was an inch long piece of metal in it, if her friend had never taken that bite she would have swallowed it herself and died

once in third grade i had a chocolate milk and it tasted so bad i looked in it and it was all moldy. i threw up and had to go home.

last week (im a junior) there was a frog in the salad bar and a freshman boy picked it up with the salad tongs and threw it at me

our chocolate milk was gray and we squeezed grease from burger patties, using loads of napkins to soak it up

Once in second grade, i got chicken nuggets and inside wasn’t chicken but this sour white paste, and showed the lunch ladies and they told me to suck it up.

american horror story: school lunch

When I was in grade school a kid bit into his chicken nugget and there was a strange black hard thing inside that broke his tooth.

I remember in the first grade, every single day we got sour milk for like an entire month.

Every morning when i went to get breakfast at school in elementary school the orange juice was frozen solid and so was the milk.

also the quesadilas were so fucking greasy when we opened them up grease spilled everywhere and i had to get a change of clothes

The biscuits in my old high school should have been considered deadly weapons.

We used to have two kinds of cheese dips at my high school. Queso and nacho. The nacho was always expired and the queso always had this nasty film over it. Also, the chicken was always frozen in the middle…

The lunches I were served apparently were the left overs from other schools.

support-your-support:

laughterkey:

digg:

Skipping a rock over a frozen pond makes the coolest noise.

stick around for the surprise ending

There’s so much to talk about here

the guy farts at the end omg lmao

It just wipes his face clean of that smile

ponybalderdashery:

Just doing my part to make the world a better place

I cried a little while reading this, I’m not gonna lie.

ponybalderdashery:

Just doing my part to make the world a better place

I cried a little while reading this, I’m not gonna lie.