meh.
orlandofox:

Uh oh, looks like you were fallin’ asleep on the job again! Pretty sweet of the gang to tuck you in, though. :)

Awe, sweep well!

orlandofox:

Uh oh, looks like you were fallin’ asleep on the job again! Pretty sweet of the gang to tuck you in, though. :)

Awe, sweep well!

sketchythechangelingsmod:

Me: I don’t follow too many people because I don’t want my dash so busy I miss stuff.

*refreshes only thirty seconds after reading everything*

Me: WTF there’s nothing new here c’mon guys post sOMETHING.

Hahaha..haha…ha… It’s true.

First of all, how dare you.
The druid to a group of undead (via outofcontextdnd)
A Short Anecdote of My Life

I went to bed later than I should have only to realize that I had yet to wash my work clothes, I then decided to blog about it.
The End.

I was Tagged!(but I ain’t it)

Rule 1: Always post the rules

Rule 2: Answer the questions the person who tagged you asked and write 9 new ones

Rule 3: tag 11 people and link them to this post

Rule 4: Actually tell them you tagged them

1. No one’s watching. What song should you jam and dance too?

Space Jam without fail.

2. Ever had a nickname? Did you make it up, or someone else?

I never had a nickname, my friends did call me Vicky though, cause they were douches! no but I love them to death.

3. Your friends want to do a long car trip with you, but are nervous because you always _____

Have this horrible habit of speeding when on the back roads. Everywhere else i’m perfect, going past the speed limit by a mile just makes me feel sick with fear that I’m going to wreck and possibly kill someone. But COME THE BACKROADSWHOOOOWEEEEEE LET’S TOP 120 so yeah

4. What’s your best injury story? (I’m going to regret asking this)

I haven’t had many injuries thankfully, a lot of close calls, but the best injury I have is on the top left of my head, giving me a bald spot. I was riding down a steep hill on my Bicycle going what felt like 20-25 mph and I wrecked because I thought I could go faster, so I fell of and skid a few feet. There was a lot of blood, and I can remember that I didn’t want to go inside the house because I was afraid of staining the carpets ^^’ you think of strange things when you get hurt.

5. What is your favourite outfit in terms of what you enjoy wearing the most?

Khaki’s/Cargo pants with a t-shirt and a canvas overshirt. I wore this outfit so much that when I stopped wearing it, I started wearing contacts people didn’t know who I was. It’s good to know that I can disappear from society with ease ;A;

6. What is your favourite outfit in terms of what you wear the most often?

Khaki’s/Cargo’s with a t-shirt

7. No one can ever decide where to eat, so you always end of eating at ____. What do you order?

It used to be Panda Express but then we were served some rice that smelled like trout, which completely turned us away from them, and we haven’t established a new food establishment as our domain.

8. What old technology do you miss? Why is it better than what it was replaced by?

Watches, YES I KNOW THEY STILL EXIST, but honestly I kinda miss the old days of

"Excuse me Sir, do you have the time?"

"Don’t you have a watch sir?"

"Indeed I do Sir! My mistake!"

9. Do you have a quirk you do when concentrating? (eg, I always bite my lower lip). Did you do it when answering these questions?

I pull my left eyebrow down over my eye, pull my right eyebrow up, and look up with intensity.

NOW! Because I am lazy, rather than tagging people, whoever want’s to answer these questions can! So if you’re interested, answer away!

1. If you were stuck on a tropical island, what 2 things would you want to bring?

2. If you had to loose one of your five sense, which one could you could live without?

3. Are you a dog or a cat person?

4. If you could party with one Super Hero, who would it be?

5. What’s your perfect evening?

6. How do you start your conversations, or rather, what’s your go to topic of interest when talking with anyone?

7. How would you react in learning someone had left post it notes all over the interior of your car?

8. Do you have a Victory Dance?

9. What’s a party trick you can do?

(Who want’s it!?)

sneakyfeets:

chapmen:

literally wtf the fuck

I DON’T USE THE WORD WIZARD LIGHTLY BUT

For the past two weeks i’ve been jumping up and down followers, and it always jumps to the same number every day, but then they’re gone by night, AM I NOT WORTHY OF YOUR LOVE!? LET ME LOVE YOU!!!! JUST COME BACK! WE CAN TALK ABOUT THIS!

tastefullyoffensive:

"Skipity bopity boo I got the paper for you." [x]

I am having ice cream for breakfast.